Cronus, I beseech of you…

Why is it that when you are having the worst, most boring day of your life it seems like Cronus (considered the titan god of time in greek mythology) has decided to take a snooze? I mean, when I have a million things to do and am running around, or when I’m out and having fun with friends/family, Cronus must be on speed because the day/night couldn’t pass by any faster. But God forbid, I have a headache, and have a 10 hour shift. All of the sudden , time couldn’t pass slower. It’s like Cronus decided to smoke some Mary Jane and spend the day lazing on a hammock on the beach.

Please please, Cronus I beseech of you, try to indulge in drugs in a way that would be more beneficial to my schedule!